Remember, a Jedi can feel
What?! Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I’m trying not to, kid. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. You mean it […]
There’s only one man
He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. I’m a monster. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. No… but I’d like to be asked! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. […]
First place
Across from where? I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’m a monster. Army had half a day. That’s why you always leave a note! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. What’s Spanish for “I know […]
